Revenge class: pranks and non-injurious property damage

[flamingsword]

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Put clear tape over the receiver on a landline phone so that it does not engage the call when the handset is picked up

go through their important papers and misfile them.

Add photos of strangers to their walls

Rearrange one item of furniture or bookshelf every time you come over

Mix up puzzle and game pieces from different boxes

Stick googly eyes on everything

Saran wrap everything that you can reach

Put a stop on their mail

Sign them up for catalogs. All of them.

Sign them up for Mormon home teachers or put them on the Scientology mailing list

Funnel salt or dye into watering hoses

Pour sugar around the foundation of the house or building to encourage ants

Plant pot seeds in the flower beds

Fork the lawn

Line the pavement cracks with Rit dye powder

Toilet paper everything including lawn furniture

Draw in crayon on the sides of the house, works best on west-facing walls

Float pages of bible or other texts on the surface of pools and hot tubs

Add dye, dish detergent, or jello to the pool, fountain, or hot-tub

Unfasten the leaf cover of the pool. Leave it in the neighbors yard.

Throw dozens of AOL CDs in the bottom of the pool

Stick strong magnets next to outdoor speakers, security cameras, or boom-box

Put a peice of electrical tape folded flat on the end of a string, and thumb-tack the string near a motion-sensitive outdoor light. Works best with windy eaves

Leave bird and squirrel food on bedroom window ledges to promote insomnia

Wrap tender plants choking-tight in twist ties next to the root and cover with dirt

Pour salt-water on any corrodable surface

Pour nail polish or polish remover on any non-corrodable surface
Throw impact-opening bags of glitter, dye, or grass seed onto roof

Collect animal droppings to leave in yards, etc.

Twist-tie inexpensive plastic toys to prize rosebushes

Add knots and webs of twine to rose bushes just before a windy day

Rearrange paving stones into interesting words and shapes

Move gazing balls, patio furniture, and fountains into different configurations

Sign the address up for junk mail, free catalog subscriptions, newsletters and debt alleviation services

Leave dishes of cat food hidden on the property to refill every night

Duct tape surrounding the entirety of a car's wheel

Hide objects from the garden shed where they do not belong

Leave outdoor items inside the shed

Coat the wheelbarrow's wheels with axle grease

Stir meat and plastic into the compost heap

Dust powdered asafoetida over other dusty surfaces to increase pungency

Pour nail polish remover on any lacquered or painted surface

Put obnoxious bumper stickers on their car

Pry weather stripping away from window, use small funnel to add things to car: sugar, sand, glitter, chalk dust, birdseed, feed pellets

Place small bags of rotting shrimp inside hubcaps

Pour two-inch lines of egg white on hood of hot car

Leave their phone number on a suggestive business card at the push-pin board of your local porn shop.

Comments

[ancestral-tone.livejournal.com]

"Sign the address up for junk mail, free catalog subscriptions, newsletters and debt alleviation services"

now that's pure evil... lol


looking for some revenge?

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

Some more good ones:

Using fertilizer or salt to spell out interesting words in the front lawn.

Laying down a trail of honey along their foundation, to the crack in the front door.

Register the house and occupants with the local Mormon Church, with a request for Home Teachers to visit.

Toss a large piece of raw fish into the rain gutter over the door to attract flies, birds, and stray cats.

Assemble empty and half-empty aerosol canisters and cleaning supplies, wipe clean of fingerprints, and put into a box and hide it poorly on the property, then phone an anonymous tip in to the local vice squad about a meth lab in the neighborhood.

Purchase whitetail musk from the local hunting supply, and apply liberally to car tyres, mailbox, prize shrubberies, and front doormat, to encourage canine interest.

[terriblelynne.livejournal.com]

The meth lab one is INGENIOUS...

[flamingsword.livejournal.com]

Most of those are really good, but the ones with fertiliser and aerosol cans will have to go on a list of things potentially harmful to humans and animals. You have to figure for the ability of the lowest common denominator to hurt themselves with plastic knives.

You missed a couple

[nyyki.livejournal.com]

Write profane words in their lawn with fertilizer. If they don't water or if it's a dry spell, the fertilizer will burn out the grass. If they do water or it's the rainy season, that part of the lawn will grow really green, and they'll have the same effect in green instead of brown.

Oh, and remind me, often, not to get on your bad side.....

Re: You missed a couple

[nyyki.livejournal.com]

I hate it when I lose my train of thought in the middle of a message.



Using an untracable phone, call in a drug smuggling charge to the DEA. Start buying Ammonium nitrate fertilizer in their name, then get a debit card in their name and go and fill a tank with deisel.

Post their car for sale at a really low price on several internet sale boards and include their cell phone number, office phone number, and home phone. INclude a note that they are a shift worker who works graveyard, and to call at night.

Sign them up as a neighborhood recycling center, with a not to leave the recycling by the front door.

turn off their utilities. Put stop orders in with the post office for their mail, with a two week stop, and then restart it again. (This works wonders with the catalog trick.)

Core their tires.

[hellocobweb.livejournal.com]

One NOT to try:

Drill into a large tree. Put 1-3 crystals of Potassium Chloride. Wait a few days.

One of my teachers in High School (who will remain anonymous) tried this one on an annoying neighbor. Indeed, the tree died completely in a matter of days -- then fell on the neighbor's house.

[cuts-inside.livejournal.com]

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