creative atrocities: have one
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flamingswordI'M IN UR LOUIZIANA, WATCHN UR OKE TREEZ GRO
In Louiziana I seez a oke tree growin,
All alonely wif moss, I saw what it did there,
Wif no companionz it growed there, leavz liek jazz hands,
And the waiz it has a flavor, is amused, pwning teh noobs, MOAR GAI, is liek a mini-me,
But I wonderz how can be liek Happy Cat all alonely there
Wif no kittehs, cuz I no can do dat,
INVISIBLE FRIENDZ!!1! O NOEZ!
So I brokes offa twig wif leavz relevant to mah interest
Rolled in moss (liek serious thread),
And bringed it hoem, and I has watched it liek Ceiling Cat,
I'z not tarded, no needs it to remind me of mah own kittehs,
(IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.)
Yet curious token is curious, makes me think of buttsecks;
Akshully, tho liev-oak sparkles there in Louiziana,
Alonely and won't get offa my lawn,
Makes leavz liek jazz hands 'til Caturday wif no kittehs near,
That I no can has.
was originally I saw in Louisiana a Live-Oak Growing.
In Louiziana I seez a oke tree growin,
All alonely wif moss, I saw what it did there,
Wif no companionz it growed there, leavz liek jazz hands,
And the waiz it has a flavor, is amused, pwning teh noobs, MOAR GAI, is liek a mini-me,
But I wonderz how can be liek Happy Cat all alonely there
Wif no kittehs, cuz I no can do dat,
INVISIBLE FRIENDZ!!1! O NOEZ!
So I brokes offa twig wif leavz relevant to mah interest
Rolled in moss (liek serious thread),
And bringed it hoem, and I has watched it liek Ceiling Cat,
I'z not tarded, no needs it to remind me of mah own kittehs,
(IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.)
Yet curious token is curious, makes me think of buttsecks;
Akshully, tho liev-oak sparkles there in Louiziana,
Alonely and won't get offa my lawn,
Makes leavz liek jazz hands 'til Caturday wif no kittehs near,
That I no can has.
was originally I saw in Louisiana a Live-Oak Growing.
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Date: 2010-03-18 09:28 am (UTC)Two of my friends had printed out posters to stick on office doors: this one (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/01/15/funny-pictures-it-yor-welcome/) went up first and then another one on a similar theme. She just stared at them in confusion while we tried not to collapse. "They're pictures of cats, and you put words on them. But the words are spelled wrong...because they're cats...and cats can't spell!" "But...I don't get it."
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Date: 2010-03-16 04:07 pm (UTC)Tes irs seh awesomez!
Fewl ohf cheezeburgerz ahn winz!
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Date: 2010-03-16 05:02 pm (UTC)But I haves love on teh internets, thass better than cheezeburgers, right?
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Date: 2022-09-11 04:56 am (UTC)This is terrible. I love it. -cough- I mean, dis iz terible, ai luv it.