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flamingsword ([personal profile] flamingsword) wrote2010-03-16 12:57 am

creative atrocities: have one

I'M IN UR LOUIZIANA, WATCHN UR OKE TREEZ GRO

In Louiziana I seez a oke tree growin,
All alonely wif moss, I saw what it did there,
Wif no companionz it growed there, leavz liek jazz hands,
And the waiz it has a flavor, is amused, pwning teh noobs, MOAR GAI, is liek a mini-me,
But I wonderz how can be liek Happy Cat all alonely there
Wif no kittehs, cuz I no can do dat,
INVISIBLE FRIENDZ!!1! O NOEZ!
So I brokes offa twig wif leavz relevant to mah interest
Rolled in moss (liek serious thread),
And bringed it hoem, and I has watched it liek Ceiling Cat,
I'z not tarded, no needs it to remind me of mah own kittehs,
(IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.)
Yet curious token is curious, makes me think of buttsecks;
Akshully, tho liev-oak sparkles there in Louiziana,
Alonely and won't get offa my lawn,
Makes leavz liek jazz hands 'til Caturday wif no kittehs near,
That I no can has.

was originally I saw in Louisiana a Live-Oak Growing.

[identity profile] flamingsword.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I was trying to beat my brain into submission to make it tired and sleepy. It totally didn't work.

[identity profile] elucreh.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I think that might be because your brain is a Tasmanian Devil. *awe*

[identity profile] maeritrae.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Kind of genius. <3

[identity profile] flamingsword.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, someone appreciates my mental illness as an art form! I feel loved. :D

[identity profile] maeritrae.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesterday I got help explain lolcats to a girl at work. There were gigglefits as she stood staring at the lolcat printout with this slightly bewildered expression and repeated, "I don't get it."

[identity profile] flamingsword.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel very sad for this girl. :( Maybe they were starting her on the wrong LOLcats? Who can resist the itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/itteh-bitteh-kitteh-committeh)?

[identity profile] maeritrae.livejournal.com 2010-03-18 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Utterly adorable! :D

Two of my friends had printed out posters to stick on office doors: this one (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/01/15/funny-pictures-it-yor-welcome/) went up first and then another one on a similar theme. She just stared at them in confusion while we tried not to collapse. "They're pictures of cats, and you put words on them. But the words are spelled wrong...because they're cats...and cats can't spell!" "But...I don't get it."

[identity profile] wizardpen.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Zomg!

Tes irs seh awesomez!

Fewl ohf cheezeburgerz ahn winz!

[identity profile] flamingsword.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Cheezeburgers I no can has, neither. :(((((

But I haves love on teh internets, thass better than cheezeburgers, right?

[identity profile] sushi-slave.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*face-palm*

[identity profile] flamingsword.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What?
ex_flameandsong751: An androgynous-looking guy: short grey hair under rainbow cat ears hat, wearing silver Magen David and black t-shirt, making a peace sign, background rainbow bokeh. (reactions: toilet on fire)

[personal profile] ex_flameandsong751 2022-09-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD

This is terrible. I love it. -cough- I mean, dis iz terible, ai luv it.