DAMMIT PEOPLE!!

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Okay, Texas. You and I need to have a talk.
Having a Jesus fish on the back of your car is not going to prevent your car from crashing into mine by the power of faith. It will not protect you. When you scare the shit out of me by jumping into my lane, into a space that is not big enough for your car, you could signal or warn me or, i dunno, check your blind spot.

I think if I were that bad a driver I wouldn't want to advertise for my religion on my car in case it was giving others of my creed a bad reputation.

Just something to consider.
(Oh, yeah, and don't smoke crack and drive. It pisses off the rest of us who have to keep you from killing us.)

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Of course an icthyus won't help. It's because you're evil (pronounced "eeee-vyill") pagan satan-polka-ing baby-eating filth, you see. We nullify the good ol' Southern Baptist holy mojo with our evil pagan vibes. But that's okay; we deserve to get hit by a car. One less ESPBEF pagan destroying the good ol' fabric of our nation, you know, one nation under the Southern Baptist Convention, with liberty and intolerance for all (who aren't God-fearin' Christians).

Okay, it's probably not that. Most of the Christians I know actually live their faith, not their religion. But it might be, you never know.

It's that whole "Jesus is my copilot" mentality. Unfortunately, when Jesus was here, he was a bit pre-occupied with healing the sick and trying to get the Romans and Jews to play nice together. It didn't help that they had no cars 2,000 years ago (though "Jesus is my charioteer" does have a nice, if nostalgic ring to it.) This also carries over to the "Money is my copilot", "My cel phone is my copilot", etc.

Hint: They probably don't need cars in heaven. Yep. And if I were your guardian angel, I'd be pretty nerked by the fact that you keep making extra, unnecessary work for me.