Things I think are true, Volume One.
Rice noodles are easier to make than egg noodles.
If it was dumb the first time, it'll probably be dumb this time.
Having opposable thumbs doesn't make you important, just dexterous.
Look like you know what you're doing, and they'll leave you alone.
Bad behavior is forgivable. That doesn't make it okay.
Hitler had friends, but it didn't make him a better person.
Murphy's Law: If it can go wrong, it will go wrong.
* Peters' Corollary: If you are prepared for anything to go wrong, it will work fine.
* McCoy's Corollary: If you are trying to find your keys, look for your hairbrush.
Heinlein's Law: Ninety percent of any category is crap.
* Hickman's Corollary: If you're in the ten percent you are either disciplined or lucky. Good luck trying to figure out which.
Rice noodles are easier to make than egg noodles.
If it was dumb the first time, it'll probably be dumb this time.
Having opposable thumbs doesn't make you important, just dexterous.
Look like you know what you're doing, and they'll leave you alone.
Bad behavior is forgivable. That doesn't make it okay.
Hitler had friends, but it didn't make him a better person.
Murphy's Law: If it can go wrong, it will go wrong.
* Peters' Corollary: If you are prepared for anything to go wrong, it will work fine.
* McCoy's Corollary: If you are trying to find your keys, look for your hairbrush.
Heinlein's Law: Ninety percent of any category is crap.
* Hickman's Corollary: If you're in the ten percent you are either disciplined or lucky. Good luck trying to figure out which.