Just one link, bc you need to see it

[flamingsword]

https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/article/rfk-bear-19619347.php - “RFK Jr. Admits In Bizarre Video That He Dumped Dead Bear Cub Carcass In New York’s Central Park.”

He staged the dead cub to make it look like it was killed by a bicycle, instead of having been hit by a car. He was planning on eating it, but had to catch a flight! He admits this. Out loud with his own actual face. The story just gets wilder the whole ride! I just … !

Y’all. Y’all! I have not had cause to use the phrase OMGWTFBBQ much less to have said it out loud twice while Ghost was reading me that. No wonder this guy got brainworms!

(Okay, I lied, two links, this one to help you bypass the paywall for that one. https://lifehacker.com/how-to-bypass-a-paywall-to-read-an-article-for-free)

Comments

[conuly]

That's gotta be against so many laws.

[flamingsword]

It definitely is!

[extraarcha]

RFK Jr. is as weird as they come.

For a fairly listenable take, see John Oliver's show from "Last Week Tonight" that played last night: Aug 4.
It's on HBO and i haven't ever tried to watch it on Utube or any streaming. I may burn a bit of time later and see if i can find it.

The pictures next to "weird" are RFK Jr., tRump and JD (who knows what last name he's using today?) Ok, the pics are a gallery with any RWNJ you can think of.

[flamingsword]

As bad as I am at actually watching the TV I try to stay interested in, I will still try to find this episode and watch it, for the many lols.

"No Surprise at All"

[nyyki]

Well isn't that special. The story didn't surprise me at all, so either I've got my dispassion filter set to high or I've reached the point where nothing shocks me anymore.

Jaws didn't resolve the list of capitals, so please clarify.

Re: "No Surprise at All"

[flamingsword]

The capitals are the initialism for “oh my god what the fuck barbecue” an old internet phrase meaning “that is so wild we’re no longer capable of sensible speech”.

I’m sorry that you are not currently feeling the helpless giggles that this sent Ghost and I into last night. It was pretty funny.

Re: "No Surprise at All"

[nyyki]

The barbecue was the part I couldn't figure out, because it made no logical sense for it to be that.

I think I'm currently in a giggle free zone. Glad y'all enjoyed it though.

[minoanmiss]

WOT.

[flamingsword]

I would be over here like popcorn.gif but frankly it’s kinda nauseating.

[minoanmiss]

...yeah, well said.

[ex_flameandsong751]

What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, THE ACTUAL FUCK

[flamingsword]

I KNO RITE?! Like, people want to vote for this guy to lead a country! Like, I would object to him leading Turkey, and I don’t even like Turkey! Much less him being president of a country that I have to live in - I’m embarrassed as hell that he is even my fellow citizen!

-H

[ex_flameandsong751]

Over the years, I have done a lot of drugs. I once wrote Yoda wearing a thong, dancing on a stripper pole, while I was high as fuck. I really ought to repost that fic sometime I have never been so fucking high as to EVER come up with something like this, in all of my bad ideas. I just. The WHAT

This guy was running FOR PRESIDENT. This guy. This fuckin guy.

At least he doesn't have dementia, though, he has that going for him.

[flamingsword]

You heard about the brain worms thing though, right? That’s arguably as bad as dementia, though he does say he’s over it now.

At least I know you are now safe from getting parasites from undercooked pork.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/09/politics/rfk-jr-parastic-worm-brain/index.html

[ex_flameandsong751]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Reform does not absolutely require kashrut, though as a convert I'm generally expected to hold a certain level of observance, but they ask conversion candidates why they're doing X Y and Z [which I appreciate, coming from a fundie Christian background where I was Not Allowed to question things, just go along], and I think the next person who asks me why I eat kosher style will get "because I don't want to get brain worms, I don't have enough brain cells to spare" as my response. 🤣🤣🤣