NSFW : this post needs Jesus

[flamingsword]

1. Jesus is God, therefore he knows the future, and how language will shift
2. Jesus said he was the Alpha and the Omega
: Therefore
3. Jesus is a furry.

You know what this means? This means Alpha!Jesus/Omega!Jesus selfcest knotting porn is now on the table.

You're welcome!

Comments

[we_are_spc]

I....can't...

No, *we* can't even...

*my two new demons hooting with laughter...*

xdddd

-T~

[flamingsword]

Huzzah! Only a few weeks until it cools down, so it's time for my brain to start working again I guess?

[we_are_spc]

We're the same way. Fall/winter, baby! :d

-T~

[flamingsword]

I had forgotten the whole "large pressure and temperature shifts give me fibro flares" part of the equation. Ugh.

[we_are_spc]

Yikes, that blows ass. *sighs* Like seriously.

-T~

[sabotabby]

*old southern lady voice*

You need Jesus.

Also, hahaha.

[flamingsword]

Thank you! I'm glad someone else gets a kick out of my terrible sense of humor!

[wingedcatgirl]

Sounds like Jesus needs Jesus too :p

[flamingsword]

😉