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[flamingsword]

I have a urinary tract infection. Go away. Quit calling me. I am not going to be nice, and it better be an honest-to-gods emergency the next time anyone calls. There should be blood.

*goes back to bed*

Comments

[tanniynim.livejournal.com]

Eat lots of garlic, it helps alot.

[gonner221.livejournal.com]

eep.

[cuts-inside.livejournal.com]

*pets*

*runs away before I get bitten*

[dyingfire.livejournal.com]

"I had an accident involving both blood and water, I may not return your call because I believe myself to be expired. Have a nice day!"