A modest proposal
Feb. 28th, 2006 06:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
flamingsword Here's the guy I'm voting for this fall.
Also I've figured out a loophole in W's plan. Since he is provably a closeted Discordian, his beliefs don't have to make sense. Those of us merely mortal would have a really bad case of cognitive dissonance trying to hold two mutually exclusive beliefs like, "Islam are fanatics and should die" and "All life is sacred and abortion is murder." So: if he manages to get Roe v. Wade overturned, all you need to do to get an abortion is to say that you have evidence that your unborn child is an Islamic extremist.
See? Perfectly logical.
Also I've figured out a loophole in W's plan. Since he is provably a closeted Discordian, his beliefs don't have to make sense. Those of us merely mortal would have a really bad case of cognitive dissonance trying to hold two mutually exclusive beliefs like, "Islam are fanatics and should die" and "All life is sacred and abortion is murder." So: if he manages to get Roe v. Wade overturned, all you need to do to get an abortion is to say that you have evidence that your unborn child is an Islamic extremist.
See? Perfectly logical.