The Square-Cube Law (of Foursomes)

[flamingsword]

Let's say an average sexual dyad has 2 sets of 4 pointy joints and a (full) bed surface is 53'x 80' or 8 joints/29 square feet or a quarter joint per square foot. If the number of partners is doubled that's over half a joint per square foot.

If range of motion of any given limb is a foot and a half at the pointy joint, then eight joints to the power of 1.5 feet divided among 29 square feet is 22.627417 over 29 = 0.780255759 or less than one joint per foot of bedspace. Double the number of limbs and you get 16^1.5 = 64 & 64 over 29 = 2.20689655 or more than two joints per foot of bedspace and that is really bad odds for not getting an elbow to the head.

I think threesomes would be the most I am willing to risk, mathematically speaking.

Comments

[jslorentz.livejournal.com]

What if you have a king-size bed?

Because I do.

Also: only about 2/3 of my intimacies happen on a bed. Maybe less.

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

You are my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite.

[wv-wildchild77.livejournal.com]

...LMAO. As always your logic is flawless