Catnip

Sage is so high right now that he is licking and biting at the scratching post. I wish I had a drug I could do that was like catnip. Something that would give me the energy to be zany and feisty and race around and be sensuous. I wish there were drugs I could take that I would not have to pay for twice over in misery the next day.

Science needs to get on that. I don't have forever to wait, here.