My shoes refuse

. . . to ever grow weary; I keep cheerful on an earful of music sweet! I've got those hap-hap-Happy Feet!! My tolerance to happiness has gone up, enough so that I did not sugar-shock at the non-stop cute attack that is the dancing penguin movie. I probably annoyed the fuck out of gonner221 & cuts_inside, what with the bouncing and in-seat booty shaking and squeeage. That's okay, though, I bought them off with candy. Really, if you go anywhere with me that's going to have music, you can't actually expect me to keep still. It's just not realistic.

To that end, I am accompanying The Boy to CD Warehouse later to buy things that I wish to substitute for reality. Ah, music. It's like drugs without the come-down, it's like seeing friends without the driving, it's just cool. Please to be making suggestions for music that YOU can't sit still to, also, if you'll be on today.

Love, holiday, friends, family, all that: consider it as read that all goes swimmingly well, and that I hope the same is true for you.

FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

16. A calendar's days are numbered.

17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .

25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

Note: No trees were killed in the writing of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.