In honor of postponing A-Kon: filk

[To the tune of https://youtu.be/o5j_4XaLfko ]
I am random, I'm in fandom
I'm a long way from home
And I have anxiety so LEAVE ME ALONE!
I'll eat all the sushi and I drink whiskeyed rye
And if con-crud don't kill me
I'll live 'til I DIEEE!

I've been a weaboo for many a year
I've spent all me money on fansubs and beer
I'll go to some fan-con, I'll set up my box
And I'll burn you a CD for pair of Aang socks!

I'm a rando, I'm a friendo,
I'm a long way from home
And if you don't like me, I'm forever alone
I'll fic when I'm angry, I'll vid when I'm wry
And if A-Kon don't kill me,
I'll live til I DIEEE!