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flamingsword ([personal profile] flamingsword) wrote2010-03-16 12:57 am

creative atrocities: have one

I'M IN UR LOUIZIANA, WATCHN UR OKE TREEZ GRO

In Louiziana I seez a oke tree growin,
All alonely wif moss, I saw what it did there,
Wif no companionz it growed there, leavz liek jazz hands,
And the waiz it has a flavor, is amused, pwning teh noobs, MOAR GAI, is liek a mini-me,
But I wonderz how can be liek Happy Cat all alonely there
Wif no kittehs, cuz I no can do dat,
INVISIBLE FRIENDZ!!1! O NOEZ!
So I brokes offa twig wif leavz relevant to mah interest
Rolled in moss (liek serious thread),
And bringed it hoem, and I has watched it liek Ceiling Cat,
I'z not tarded, no needs it to remind me of mah own kittehs,
(IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.)
Yet curious token is curious, makes me think of buttsecks;
Akshully, tho liev-oak sparkles there in Louiziana,
Alonely and won't get offa my lawn,
Makes leavz liek jazz hands 'til Caturday wif no kittehs near,
That I no can has.

was originally I saw in Louisiana a Live-Oak Growing.

[identity profile] maeritrae.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Kind of genius. <3

[identity profile] wizardpen.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Zomg!

Tes irs seh awesomez!

Fewl ohf cheezeburgerz ahn winz!
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[personal profile] ex_flameandsong751 2022-09-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD

This is terrible. I love it. -cough- I mean, dis iz terible, ai luv it.