To the tune of "If I Only Had A Brain"

[flamingsword]

If I Only Had A Clue

I would fire Pete and JD,
Apologize to Haiti,
And not enrich the few.
I’d send NASA to the stars,
And send oligarchs to Mars
If I only had a clue …

- flamingsword

I would listen to the experts,
Not hire any perverts,
Give Musk nothing to do.
I would care for all the people
And resist the pull to evil
If I only had a clue …

- nyyki

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If you want to throw on a verse, or even a few lines, I would love to see what you come up with!

Comments

[otter]

Now I'll be humming along all day :)

[flamingsword]

😸